tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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