I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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