You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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