I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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