the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can you bring me the toilet please
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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