U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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