Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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