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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  what happened last night??

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  everyone saw ******'s vagina

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  and that's just the beginning

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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• (213): View more from California

  Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.

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