I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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