I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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