When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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