There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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