brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ketchup is God's man juice
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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