At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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