from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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