I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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