i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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