I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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