just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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