he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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