so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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You. Win. At. Life.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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