Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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That's how twitter works, right?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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