shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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