Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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