how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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