Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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