Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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