Everything about him screamed your future.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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