Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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