Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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