Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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