what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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