You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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