gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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