but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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