Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
tell me about the fingering
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