Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

oh yeah... my b.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

she kept yelling 'call me bella'

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(269): View more from Michigan

You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

(269): View more from Michigan

If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

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(517): View more from Michigan

she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!

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