U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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