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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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