Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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