we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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