You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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