he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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