FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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