Fuck appropriateness.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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