what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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