I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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