Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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