somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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