Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
