Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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