love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
id be glad to
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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