I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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