i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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