Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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