Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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